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whoritude 

The state of mind of being a whore; the attitude associated with being a slut. This encompasses many types of sluttiness, including whoring oneself out for networking or professional purposes.
Person 1: What do I do? I hate this networking crap.
Person 2: Get your whoritude on.

Person 1: My roommate comes in every night at 2:30 AM making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. Why is she so fucking inconsiderate?
Person 2: It's her whoritude.
whoritude by thisisonlytemporary August 27, 2010

Scale of Whoritude 

0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex
Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."
Scale of Whoritude by kapsta June 23, 2009

whittitude 

The offensive or insulting posture, action or disposition of a white person towards a black one, usually known as a manifestation of discrimination, combined from the word white and attitude. Something that the modern world is trying to reject in order to reinforce the equality between people from all over the world.
Good to know that Obama is the new President of the US, right?
Yeah. Hopefully this will change everything, including the whittitude my ma had to put up with years ago.
whittitude by theblackmoonofghost December 20, 2008

Winnitude 

Winnitude!
Winnitude by Eliel3 September 18, 2010

Waititude 

We came to the restaurant and ordered dessert only, which resulted in major waititude.
Waititude by agressive waiter January 9, 2011

Whiteitude 

The sense and zen state of moral superiority, arrogance, ignorance and ambivalence asserted simply by being Caucasian.
My whiteitude tends to piss off the help.