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White Eel of Shame 

n. The "White Eel of Shame" is a seamen filled condom partially sticking out of a female's vagina.

v. The action of being "White Eeled"

Spitting White Eel of Shame requires a both a female, and a male companion. In most cases, the female must already be unconscious prior to being White Eeled. The male must either have sex with the female while she is conscious, or after she has fallen unconscious. The male must then climax into the condom. The male must then pull out. At this point, if the female is unconscious, the male must wait until the female has fallen asleep naked, legs spread. The male must then insert the condom backwards, into the vagina of the female, without the female becoming conscious. This allows for a great Kodak moment, and major kudos from friends.

The "Spitting White Eel of Shame" is reversing the condom.
Oh my god Jerry, someone gave me the white eel of shame last night and I still have no idea who it was... I'm such a slut.
White Eel of Shame by Chalk111 January 8, 2010

Whiteshaming 

Similar to slutshaming but applies to the entire Caucasian race. Whiteshaming generally involves the denigration and humiliation of white people by other races and minorities.
Whiteshaming is becoming very popular among today's social justice warriors (SJW), liberals, and minority groups.
Whiteshaming by GP5K May 24, 2016

whiteshake 

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.
1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.
whiteshake by Cryptic June 7, 2005

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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