Mensa cycle

The condition of getting smart every 28 days.

Did you solve that analytical problem?

No, but Phil helped me out, he was on his Mensa Cycle

by GP5K August 07, 2010

Dadselfie

The embarrassing and unflattering photos fathers often take of themselves to post on social media.

OMG, OMG, did you see the dadselfie father posted online - it was soooo embarrassing!

by GP5K June 23, 2015

gencoed

When someone in a chat room gets fooled by another chatter into thinking they are female. Usually it involves flirting and other innuendos to the point of being very uncomfortable.

Carl got gencoed in a chatroom by a little cutie that turned out to have a penis.

by GP5K September 28, 2013

Pubic zirconia

Bling for your thing.

Happy Valentine's Day dear, I bought you a lovely gift of some pubic zirconia for your labia.

by GP5K February 23, 2011

Giftfishing

The act of inviting people you don't really care about to a gift-giving event.

I couldn't believe the nerve of Jack and Jean inviting us to their kid's graduation party. We don't even know them. They must have been giftfishing.

by GP5K June 22, 2014

Mallard

The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.

When my girl was sleeping, I squatted over her head and fired off a mallard in her mouth.

by GP5K February 23, 2011

Fecalogic

Someone whose thought process is full of shit.

My ex-wife suffers from a bad case of fecalogic.

by GP5K November 03, 2015