eda-skip's definitions

tous les nuits

tous les nuits is French for "every night", which is one of the times I jack off and cum.

I normally jerk off and blow my load tous les nuits, and last night was no different -- I played with my cock & balls for a while and then fapped until I shot my shit!

by eda-skip December 11, 2021

Wowie-gasm

A Wowie-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he smokes some really good Maui Wowie and jacks off and cums.

I had an awesome Wowie-gasm last night when we smoked some good weed and circle-jerked!

by eda-skip May 2, 2022

Fuck him till he squirts!

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!

I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!

by eda-skip May 10, 2022

knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.

Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

cox

cox is the plural of cock.

I see sooo... many hard cox in the cadet showers every day, yet I still get a boner when I do!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021