55 definitions by eda-skip

A Meisterbater is an expert at jerking off other guys.

by eda-skip October 07, 2021

Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.

Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!

by eda-skip October 07, 2021

orange is the color I told my little brother that cum was when he was just beginning to jerk off.

When I was seventeen, I told my 13-year-old little brother that cum was orange!

by eda-skip October 07, 2021

Morphine is a lip balm with benzocaine that plumps, reddens, and numbs a guy's lips.

I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!

by eda-skip October 09, 2021

Penis Envy is the feeling some guys have when they see a dude with a big dick.

Some of the cadets get Penis Envy when they see my Perfect Dick!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021

penis math is a mathematical expression that relates to how boned a guy's penis is.

by eda-skip October 04, 2021

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021