eda-skip's definitions

USAF Cadet Drill Team

The USAF Cadet Drill Team is the drill team of Air Force Cadets - one of the best drill teams in the world.

I'm going to try out for the USAF Cadet Drill Team, but Matt says he's going to make me wear a vibrating butt-plug to see if I can keep my focus!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

selfie

A selfie is a blowjob that a guy gives himself.

Sometimes I do a selfie and suck my own dick to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip January 3, 2023

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

butt-crack hair

butt-crack hair is hair that grows on most guys' ass-cracks.

I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Wow! But do ya believe it!

"Wow! But do you believe it!" is what I said to Matt when he was sucking my dick and I shot eleven squirts of my cum down his throat!

Wow! But do ya believe it!

by eda-skip September 10, 2022

jack off

jack off is what most young guys often like to do.

I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!

by eda-skip June 13, 2022

cup

A cup is a hard plastic insert for a guy's jockstrap that provides extra protection for his nutsack.

I've been wearing a cup when I play soccer - don't wanna get my nuts bruised!

by eda-skip August 21, 2023