eda-skip's definitions

mascumpone

mascumpone

I peeled back this dude's foreskin, and he had nearly an ounce of mascumpone!

by eda-skip May 20, 2023

Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!

"Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!" is what a guy shouts just before he squirts his creamy load.

Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!

by eda-skip May 28, 2023

TTTJO

TTTJO is an abbreviation for Too Tired To Jack Off

After PE class today, I was TTTJO, so I had one of my roommates suck my big dick!

by eda-skip March 5, 2023

dick snot

dick snot is cum.

I jacked off in my jockstrap, and now I've got a large glob of dick snot in the pouch!

by eda-skip January 15, 2023

intact

intact refers to a guy's penis that has NOT been circumcised.

Some of the other cadets here at the Academy are intact, but I'm cut high and tight!

by eda-skip December 4, 2022

scrapbooking

scrapbooking is a practice that some guy's engage in to record all the cumshots they've swallowed as a reward for sucking dick. They take cell-phone videos of themselves sucking dick and then swallowing the all creamy goo that shoots out of guys' dicks.

I've started scrapbooking all the times I suck dick, so have a video record of all the guys I've sucked off in my graduating class, which was a part of my cadet initiation - to suck off any cadet who wanted a blowjob!

by eda-skip December 8, 2022

Sweet Cum Cobbler

Sweet Cum Cobbler is a cobbler made with the sweet cum of teenage guys.

We made a Sweet Cum Cobbler for dessert -- yum!

by eda-skip December 11, 2022