eda-skip's definitions

selfie

A selfie is a blowjob that a guy gives himself.

Sometimes I do a selfie and suck my own dick to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip January 3, 2023

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

Wow! But do ya believe it!

"Wow! But do you believe it!" is what I said to Matt when he was sucking my dick and I shot eleven squirts of my cum down his throat!

Wow! But do ya believe it!

by eda-skip September 10, 2022

jack off

jack off is what most young guys often like to do.

I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!

by eda-skip June 13, 2022

cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

butt-crack hair

butt-crack hair is hair that grows on most guys' ass-cracks.

I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.

I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!

by eda-skip March 16, 2022