white collar
Office workers in middle or upper classes. Wear a clean shirt every day.
See Lawyer, accountant, bank manager, stock broker.
See Lawyer, accountant, bank manager, stock broker.
white collar by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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White Collar
A term pricks use to describe themself after they have "earned" their college degree. People that give themself a "white collar" status are typically horrible in bed and have nothing else to brag about except their college degree. They live a very lonely life and masturbate on an hourly basis while telling themself how "successful" they are.
White Collar guy, "So what if you had sexual relations with 3 hot chicks this weekend, I am white collar and your not!"
White Collar guy, "I would never put air in my car tire, I am too white collar for that."
White Collar guy, "The reason I don't talk to any women is simply because none of them are up to my standards. I am so white collar."
White Collar guy, "I would never put air in my car tire, I am too white collar for that."
White Collar guy, "The reason I don't talk to any women is simply because none of them are up to my standards. I am so white collar."
White Collar by sausage055 October 18, 2008
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white-collar by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009
white collar trash
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
white collar trash by p mammen November 22, 2009
White Collar Sweatshop
An office populated by so-called white collar professionals who are forced to work not only during regular hours, but also at home, in the evenings, weekends, holidays and “vacations” in order to complete projects on time – this only to receive more projects with even more ridiculous deadlines. Often these deadlines are so tight because of the poor planning and shortsightedness of management. Management justifies this slave driving by paying these workers in the neighborhood of $70,000 a year, which is less than 1% of the company’s total revenue.
Man Jeff is always working, he barely gets any time with his family." "Yeah but he makes like $70,000 a year so that's the trade off." "I thought he went to college so he WOULDN'T have to work hours like that." "No he went to college so he could work in a white collar sweatshop.
White Collar Sweatshop by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
White Collar Thugs 4 Trump
We are the White Collar Thugs 4 Trump and we will pay whatever it costs to keep our boy in office in 2020!
White Collar Thugs 4 Trump by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020
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white collar Chirpse by LewisG August 18, 2014
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