Whiskiing 

Enjoying skiing and whiskey simultaneously

Let's go whiskiing on thursday, it's supposed to be daylight in the morning and afternoon.

Whiskiing by Shortsy June 6, 2011

Whistling up a pig’s ass 

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

Whistling up a pig’s ass by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

whistling skinflaps 

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

whistling skinflaps by WKid May 24, 2006

Whistling Busker 

Hiring a prostitute to whistle 'Rivers of Babylon' up a mans anus, whilst jiggling his balls like a coin bag.

"Sex or Blow Job, love?"

"I'll take a 'Whistling Busker' please."

Whistling Busker by The Whistling Busker December 15, 2012

Whistling Through The Wheat Field 

The action of eating out ones pussy. Heard by Tony Soprano in The Sopranos, episode 1x09 "Boca" in reference to uncle junior.

The old man's whistling through the wheat field.

Whistling Through The Wheat Field by vahnx May 8, 2009

Whistling up a pig's ass 

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

Whistling up a pig's ass by Croatalin April 26, 2014

WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ 

WHEN A LATIN GUY GIVES YOU A HAND JOB WHILE WHISTLING SALSA MUSIC

DURING MY CRUISE TO ENSENADA MY WAITER OFFERED ME ME A WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ

WHISTLING RODRIGUEZ by JAILWILLY August 21, 2011