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He was whisking her for 2 hours.
Whisking by Blaine Rain November 5, 2007
Rubbing your nuts on some hairy bitches face.
"woah, you made it with Demelza?"
"Nah, i wasn't that drunk. But I whisked her"
whisking by Sensate August 14, 2004

Whisking My Yoke 

To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.
Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.

Whisking your puddin' 

The act of masturbation by a male.
Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

Whisking An Egg 

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.
I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.
Whisking An Egg by captinjapseye January 2, 2011

Dry Whisking 

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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