Wheadon

Likes to have a fuck, enjoy any type of hole, front or back

Hit me harder daddy eeeeeeee daddy ahhhhhh daddy faster

Daddy: yes wheadon

by Plsss March 11, 2019

wheadon

a funny looking unicorn that has a strong attraction to other men, Often looks like an a marijuana leaf

yo look at that dumb wheadon.

by Prem Patel May 2, 2018

Joey wheadon

A beautiful guy who acts like they dont have sex with a pedophile principal with a 32 foot penis when they really do. Joe also enjoys sucking greasy toes and sweaty taints.

I saw “Joey wheadon”s underwear in my pedophile principals truck yesterday!

by Chttawtta69 April 15, 2020

whedon

(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.

Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson

"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."

by BJammin October 14, 2012

Whedoned

During a TV show or book, when a character you've grown to love is inexplicably killed in the third act, usually as a quick way of evoking a great deal of emotion from the audience. Named for Joss Whedon, who literally has never produced anything in which this hasn't happened.

Penny is 'Whedoned' at the end of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Wash is 'Whedoned' at the end of Serenity
Buffy is 'Whedoned' in the season 5 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This literally goes on and on and on

by A Firefly Fan November 10, 2010

Mrs. Wheaton

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

Whedonitis

A tendency to parrot the speech patterns of various Joss Whedon characters and incorporate the slang from various Whedonverses (Buffy. Firefly, Angel, etc) into every day speech.

Every time I use the word "shiny" people look at me strangely--as though they never spoken to someone suffering from Whedonitis.

by MalsGirl August 5, 2010