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(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.
Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson

"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."
whedon by BJammin October 14, 2012
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The last name of the man who created the shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly. He's also done movie stuff, like writing Toy Story.
"Wow, Joss Whedon is a really cool dude. Where does he come up with all these awesome ideas for shows?"
whedon by Abby July 1, 2004
Verb: To pull a Whedon is to drink 5 beers before 10 AM then get in a car to go on a 2 hour ride only to find your self surrounded in your own bodily acids minutes after departure.

Noun: one who throws up in the back seat of a car while on I64 (debating on whether or not to tell the driver for a good 5 minutes) A Whedon then proceeds to strip to her bloomers on the side of the road and stuff her puke soaked clothes in with her clean clothes. (A true Whedon will throw up again 30 minutes later.)Later a Whedon will shower in some old ladies soiled shower.
synonym:"drunk-ass-bitch"
girl 1: OMG look at the drunk ass bitch on the side of the road with no clothes on
girl 2: what a whedon!

Girl 1: i whedoned yesterday
girl 2: thats embarrasing!
Whedon by fook February 10, 2005
oath like creature Fat and bald
fond of the sharbar
foolish
whedon, daniel

popular word derived from the famous drunken anticts of a british citizen.
that whedon is a bloody idot
whedon by james francis December 28, 2003

Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator
Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law
Whedon's Law by Count Spicula September 9, 2023

Joss Whedon

The one true b!x. The man. The myth. The curiously strong swimmer. Created Buffy, Angel, and Firefly, plus a ton of comics. The lord and master of all true TV geeks.
"I saw Joss Whedon at ComicCon yesterday, and spontaneously orgasmed."
Joss Whedon by Felane November 27, 2007

Joss Whedon

The man who created the best TV show in the world: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Joss Whedon by Anne96 July 20, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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