What The Fuack

The official phrase dads say when you handed them exactly what they asked for - only to find out they didn’t actually need it

Dad: “Get me the half-inch wrench”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”

by Aydan.M November 3, 2025

what the fack

Intro: Ark n momo smoked a gram in a big bat, one and a half hour later, ark i sitting with dania and jerry.

arkmydeez: What the fackk
Dania n Jerryy: LOL
Arkmydeez: What the fackkk
Jerry: Fuck you ark, you crackhead!!!
Dania:LOL
Arkmydeez: Serisoulym waht the fackkk

by LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL December 14, 2010

what the fack

A definition to replace "what the fuck", but usually used against the fack man. The king of all facks.

"I just died in this video game, what the fack????"
"Dude you're about to summon the fack man"

by byoncord June 8, 2024

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

what the frick frack snick snack

Just about the worst curse phrase you can say. Only the true cool kids and bad asses say this.

"What the frick frack snick snack happened to all my pizza?!" Jennifer exclaimed

by retardedpizza March 24, 2016

what the frickle frack

an expression used instead of ‘what the fuck’. only children of jesus use this.

“What the frickle frack?!” said Carol, a child of jesus.

by navinci supremacist July 27, 2018

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021