The official phrase dads say when you handed them exactly what they asked for - only to find out they didn’t actually need it
Dad: “Get me the half-inch wrench”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”
Me: “hands him the half-inch wrench”
Dad: “this isn’t the one I needed, What The Fuack”
by Aydan.M November 3, 2025
Get the What The Fuackmug.