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whappen' 

a merged word for 'what happened' or 'what's happening'

usually used when something dramatic happened or tea is being spilled

pronounced: waah-pin
Jessica: "Whappen' during lunch?
Emma: Omg! A huge fight broke out and..."
whappen' by squacoon January 31, 2019
Related Words
Whaap • Whaappened • Whap • whamp • Waaps • whappen • whapper • Whapp • whappies • whaa
Similar to "what": used when you're a bit more confused/dazed than usual, often used through texting
*texting*
Anna: Omg why is your dog eating corn??
Sophia: whaat
Anna: sorry wrong person
whaat by Bowlcakes 55555 January 7, 2017

WhatPulse 

WhatPulse is a key counting program which monitors the number of keystrokes, mouse clicks and more recently the distance the mouse moves (this can be viewed in both metric and imperial (miles, kilometers, and meters)), that a person makes over a period of time. The program is not spy-ware, as it does not record the specific keystrokes, programs that do record specific keystrokes are called "key loggers". WhatPulse has a website where you can register, download, and view your stats or somebody else's stats, you can join groups and view rankings in the high-scores. Website: www.WhatPulse.org
Dude, I just got 50k KeyStrokes on my whatpulse account! That puts my team onto the top 30!
WhatPulse by Kornerius January 11, 2009
A word used as a reaction towards something or when pointing something out. It can also be used as a greeting or to get someones attention.
You: "Whoap!" Friend: "Whats up man?"

Whoap! There goes dumb Tim.

(Pointing at dead animal) "Whooooap"
whoap by Brandon Dillard August 21, 2008
This word is basically the word "what". Except for the fact that it has four "a"'s and no "t".
Whaaaa is a word to show confusion, shock, or just to show that you have no idea to what just happened. The word "Whaaaa" usually has a question mark behind it.
Paul: "I can't believe that just happened! Did you see that?!
Doug: "Whaaaa?"
Whaaaa by notnickiminaj January 4, 2011

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.
"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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