Whaa 

A verbal shorthand for What The Fuck?!

e: Dude, i just smoked your last bowl.
c: Whaaaaaaa

Whaa by ming July 15, 2004

whaa 

Meaning of confusion; or being surprised, not knowing what’s going on.

"why did your mother screw your sister ?" "whaa ? what the fuck did you say ?"

whaa by Julio Aguilar January 31, 2004

Whaa 

Whaa is the abbreviation of What an Asshole. Meaning a disrespectful person or a non-caring person who doesn’t understand and incapable of comprehending.

OMG what a Whaa. She didn’t even respond to his text… when all he did was praise and love her in it. What an ungrateful person when we know they read it.

Whaa by Bdfresh1 November 6, 2021

Whaa?

An inquiry to another person to see if that person would like to partake in a game of Gears of War online multiplayer. Stated most commonly under the influence of a foregin substance.

Mike: Whaa?

Jeff: Whaa!

Mike: Whaaaaa!

Jeff: Not it, putting the game in

Mike: It's Your Turn!

Jeff: You're an asshole!

Whaa? by Jeff & Mike March 11, 2007

whaa-whaa 

It means you are whining like a baby:mocking someone as a way to be unsympathetic to that persons issues at work.

Oh, "whaa-whaa", poor baby has to work for a living just like everyone else quit your whining!poor

whaa-whaa by oldfogy April 19, 2014

Whaa-sturbating 

(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication

After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.

Whaa-sturbating by SaadOff5 October 13, 2016

Whaa Syndrome 

Definition 1:
"Whaa Syndrome" can be shortened to just "Whaa". Its when you complain about anything and everything to the point every word you say is perceived to come out as "whaa".

Definition 2:
Crying because you exist.

1): "Daniel has come down with 'Whaa Syndrome', he continues to complain about playing Rocket League"

2): " WHAA! Kept crying Daniel"

Whaa Syndrome by ValiantNoob August 26, 2017