whappies

the use of one mouth to pleasure the genitals of another, or the same person blowjobhummerchopper

Bo received whappies from a naíve sorority girl after a long, emotional talk about sensitive things.

by nick and ryan June 06, 2005

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whappy

Adjective

Someone driven mad due to external sources of intoxication

'Neil has been drinking Kestrel Super Strength again, its ent him whappy!'

by Duckcave March 30, 2020

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Happy like a tail wagging, butt wiggling puppy, especially in an adorable way.
Could be jumping, dancing or twirling with excitement.

"The best thing in the world is making her so whappy that she'll jump on me for hugs and kisses."

by ophiuchiko September 29, 2023

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The nice plastic surgeon is going to give Michelle some new whappies.

by Slack Master January 27, 2018

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verb- to slap someone with something you are holding on to.

noun- something that one can slap with that one has to hold on to.

"i'm going to whappy you with this fish all across your face."

examples of whappy: fish, sausage, bag, feather, rope, water floaty...

by bigc22 July 23, 2009

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see slappy
see whappy

noun- is a type of slappy that specifically refers to your cock

verb- slapping someone with your cock

"i'm going to whappy slappy you all over the face if you don't shut up."

by bigc22 July 23, 2009

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When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.

"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

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