Wetsy 

Noun, a life form that refers to himself as "Sexy" but often finds himself wetting his pants.

Michael likes to parade around the yard, thinkin' he's sexy but everytime he's frightened, his defense reflexes activate bladder incontinence. What a Wetsy.

Wetsy by Sexy Wetsy September 18, 2023

betsy wetsy 

it is used to describe very close friends. usually two girlfriends.

we are so the coolest betsy wetsys ever!

betsy wetsy by frb February 2, 2006

roscoe's wetsuit 

Term started by rapper and actor Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) as a parody of how meaningless phrases and ideas can be spread through the internet by people trying to be trendy.

Childish Gambino: ''¨roscoe's wetsuit''

Whole World: Let's get this shit trending since 'Bino said it.

roscoe's wetsuit by TheLightningHaiBai February 23, 2017

wetty fap 

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Wettyy 

Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy

MOM IM WETTYY

Wettyy by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019

wetser 

an attractive female who instiges sexual arousal of the male usually through the wearing of provocative attire, or merely by having an amazing rack/arse.
To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.

hey man check out that wetser over there, nearly creamed myself looking at her ass in those tight jeans.

wetser by Gearbag1 April 29, 2010

your mum in a wetsuit 

Like yo mama but less pathetic. Something to leave people wandering what on earth you're on.

Person: what u doin tomorrow?
Me: your mum in a wetsuit

Everyone nearby: woooo *multiple dabs* boiiiiiii

your mum in a wetsuit by jnsn1 December 7, 2016