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wetty fap 

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

sweaty wetty 

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.
sweaty wetty by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014

Wetty Fap 

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"
My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!
Wetty Fap by Mike the Fike... March 22, 2020

Felsted wetty 

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
“Fine.”
Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019
Female sexual arousal. Equivalent to male woody.
The first time she rode a horse, Keisha got a wetty.
wetty by Eight December 28, 2004
Term for a hot girl, baddie, sexy jawn, etc. Introduced by rapper, Fivio foreign.
Wetty by Borman88 April 21, 2020