your mum in a wetsuit

Like yo mama but less pathetic. Something to leave people wandering what on earth you're on.

Person: what u doin tomorrow?
Me: your mum in a wetsuit

Everyone nearby: woooo *multiple dabs* boiiiiiii

by jnsn1 December 07, 2016

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You👏Know👏You're👏Tumblr👏When👏Your👏Sentences👏Look👏Like👏This👏

BOTH EXAMPLES FOUND ON TUMBLR:
Ex1)finally👏WE👏 gOt👏 SoMe👏 gOOd👏 gAy 👏SHit

Ex2)Person: You shouldn't double text. It's rude and it looks desperate
Me: Watch👏me👏send👏ten👏messages👏at👏once

by jnsn1 January 11, 2017