Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
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The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.
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The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
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