wet woody
Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015
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wet woody
Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015
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Wet Woody
The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.
Wet Woody by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
Waupun Wet Woody
When you are having sex and don't like the feel of the condom so you take it off and shove it down your partners throat.
Waupun Wet Woody by Maguiredellyinthecut October 23, 2023
Wet Wood
Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
Wet Wood by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010
wet woodchuck
wet woodchuck by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015
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