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wet woody 

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.
wet woody by Magicswagbear July 31, 2015

Wet Woody 

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.
Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!
Wet Woody by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Waupun Wet Woody 

When you are having sex and don't like the feel of the condom so you take it off and shove it down your partners throat.
Lily: Noah gave me the greatest Waupun Wet Woody last night, his load was massive!
Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.

The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
Wet Wood by Chest Rockwell18 June 18, 2010

wet woodchuck 

Slang term for a woman's vagina
She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers CAF 

The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot
Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!