Definitions by SHAZAAAM9970

Gopher punch 

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns

Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.

Gopher punch by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Wet Woody 

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.

Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!

Wet Woody by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018

Tomatoed a Salad 

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

Tomatoed a Salad by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018