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noun
1) portmanteau of witch + beotch

2) a wannabe wiccan girl who talks the pagan game, worships mother earth, and believes she can manifest a new reality, but who is actually just a five-alarm beotch with delusions
Emily was so thirsty for some guy that she cast an attraction spell, but he's gonna run away when he he fins out that wannabe Sabrina is a complete weotch
weotch by webstr January 9, 2024
Words you can keep
Weotch is to a Witch, As Beotch is to a Bitch.

Weotch originated in the Lockport Haunted Cave in 2009. (Or possibly before, that I had no knowledge of) I had recently heard the word Beotch on TV, so I changed the Witches title to Weotch.

The line I used to introduce the witch was "I now turn you over to the Weotch". The tour would chuckle at this. She would then come through the curtain and take the tour to her Calderon to show them who's Cooking.

This video shows the the back of the Weotch while walking up the Penstock into the Tunnel/Cave.

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The Haunted Cave is a Haunted House that is both underground and in the ruins of buildings from the early 1900’s near the Erie Canal Locks. It uses improvised theatrics with a script to tell a story and scare people in the tour of about 20 people. A very spooky place.

See pictures of the ruins and tunnel on the web by searching for the 'Lockport Haunted Cave' or ‘Lockport Cave and Underground Boat Ride’ in Lockport NY.

Enjoy!
Here comes the (witch) Weotch.
Related Words
weotch Westchester wotcher Wetch wotcha wiotch Wetchup Whotch Wootcher Wrotch

Wootcher 

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
Wootcher by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher 

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.
"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."
Wootcher by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.
the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.
Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019

Westchester 

A far superior version of Long Island.
Westchester by Anonymous July 29, 2003
English Slang for "What's up?"
"Wotcha mate!"
wotcha by Jim September 7, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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