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noun
1) portmanteau of witch + beotch

2) a wannabe wiccan girl who talks the pagan game, worships mother earth, and believes she can manifest a new reality, but who is actually just a five-alarm beotch with delusions
Emily was so thirsty for some guy that she cast an attraction spell, but he's gonna run away when he he fins out that wannabe Sabrina is a complete weotch
weotch by webstr January 9, 2024
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Weotch is to a Witch, As Beotch is to a Bitch.

Weotch originated in the Lockport Haunted Cave in 2009. (Or possibly before, that I had no knowledge of) I had recently heard the word Beotch on TV, so I changed the Witches title to Weotch.

The line I used to introduce the witch was "I now turn you over to the Weotch". The tour would chuckle at this. She would then come through the curtain and take the tour to her Calderon to show them who's Cooking.

This video shows the the back of the Weotch while walking up the Penstock into the Tunnel/Cave.

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The Haunted Cave is a Haunted House that is both underground and in the ruins of buildings from the early 1900’s near the Erie Canal Locks. It uses improvised theatrics with a script to tell a story and scare people in the tour of about 20 people. A very spooky place.

See pictures of the ruins and tunnel on the web by searching for the 'Lockport Haunted Cave' or ‘Lockport Cave and Underground Boat Ride’ in Lockport NY.

Enjoy!
Here comes the (witch) Weotch.
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Wootcher 

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
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P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
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Wootcher 

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.
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