Wetch

To be a know it all asshole. You think you are smarter than everyone else.

I'm so Wetch, I have a PHD.

by GrumpABitch April 6, 2018

wetch

Originated in room 8350 in the year 2008.
1. n. Synonymous with the watch of a CMOD. (See example 1).
2. n. A derogatory, applied to a person, greater in magnitude than the sum total of {bitch + ho + joe + Group 3 major + varsity athlete + yut-yut + bilge}. NOT a wench. (See example 2).

1. "I'm on duty this weekend. I have to go stand wetch."
2. "Chill out, you wetch! Stop being such a bravo-elf."

by 8350 February 9, 2010

Wetch

An alternate version of any other vulgar name for a female

Who do you think you are, wetch?!

by Amy-Rill "E" Us September 22, 2003

Wetch

The wet patch left on the sheets after sex.

Oh my gosh darling you left a Wetch on the bed.

by The Wetcher November 27, 2021

Wetch

The wet patch left on the sheets after sex

Oh my god there’s a wetch in the bed!

by The Wetcher November 20, 2021

Wetch

Something you call someone if they’re fat and gay

“Hey Bill, you see that fat faggot wearing the pride fit at McDonalds yesterday?”

“Yea I’ve seen that wetch all over the place recently”

by YoungDurpy July 16, 2025

watchmojo

This word describes when you have lost all creativity and used up every idea ever, but need to keep producing content. In essence, any work you do becomes quantity over quality.

Person 1: "Shit! I've ran out of things to write about in my book. What do I do?"
Person 2: "Well, it seems like you've watchmojo'd yourself."

by Notpokemonash May 13, 2016