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Hey, well you know... 

What you say when you don't wanna lie or tell the truth
Mike: Yo I seen you with Brooke a few times, what you do?
Johnny: Just chill at her house
Mike: and...
Johnny: Hey, well you know...
Hey, well you know... by Sammyjose January 13, 2010

well uh you know guy

A phrase uttered in an attempt to make an excuse pertaining to why something did or did not happen.

Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.
Jimmy: Hey Lil' Ricky did you drink all my beer bitch?

Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit.

Jimmy: Asshole.

Well, You Know Me... 

Reflects personal opinion, but should be used when a conversation should end, or a topic should be changed. Should be followed by a sip of a beverage.
Jim: But you like every Led Zeppelin album
Clarence: Well, you know me.................................So yeah, I saw Tina yesterday.
Well, You Know Me... by Anthony S September 10, 2005

Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say? 

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.
Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” 

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun... 

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"