14 definitions by crazycyrax
Mike: Chall Do Homie?
Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.
Mike: That trick ass hoe?
Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.
Mike: That trick ass hoe?
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
by crazycyrax May 8, 2009
America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.
by crazycyrax March 26, 2009
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
A drive throught liquor store found mainly in southern states such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Billy-Bob: What you doin tonight there feller?
Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.
Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.
Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
by crazycyrax March 6, 2009
A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
by crazycyrax March 5, 2009
What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
by crazycyrax June 5, 2009