14 definitions by crazycyrax

An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.

The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:

Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"

Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
by crazycyrax May 8, 2009
A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.

2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
by crazycyrax March 5, 2009
What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.

Timbo: WWAPD bro?

Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
by crazycyrax June 5, 2009
America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.
by crazycyrax March 26, 2009
The best spot in a parking lot or the parking spot closest to your desired destination.
I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.
by crazycyrax June 15, 2009
an abbreviation of the phrase "what do you have?" or "what you got?" most often used in conjuction with "chall do" or "what it do"
Mike: Chall gat homie?

Bellend: Oh son Ize just ripped off Little Ricky. I gat 21 oz. of blow and one clean ass desert ease.

Mike: Chall gat no prints on that ish?

Bellend: Nah son.
by crazycyrax February 21, 2009
A drive through Liquor Store found most typically in Southern States such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Jimbo - What you doin tonight son?

Lil Ricky - I'm finna hit up that ill brew through and put a hurtin ona 24 pack of Busch Light.

Jimbo - Ah hell yeah
by crazycyrax March 6, 2009