An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
by crazycyrax May 08, 2009
Get the Universal Excuse mug.A drive throught liquor store found mainly in southern states such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Billy-Bob: What you doin tonight there feller?
Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.
Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.
Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
by crazycyrax March 06, 2009
Get the brew thru mug.I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.
by crazycyrax June 15, 2009
Get the Nut Spot mug.Mike: Chall Do Homie?
Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.
Mike: That trick ass hoe?
Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.
Mike: That trick ass hoe?
by crazycyrax February 19, 2009
Get the Chall do mug.Rickraped is a variant of the Rickrolled internet phenomenon in which an ususpecting user clicks a link expecting to see something relating to message from a friend or a discussion thread and instead Rick Astley leaps out from the computer and rapes the viewer.
Trent: So I clicked on this link Bobby sent me in an email saying it was pics of his new car and before i knew what was happening, Rick Astley jumped out of my computer screen and buttfucked me while eating a tuna sangwich.
Chip: You got Rickraped bro....Hard. Rick Astley is known to eat tuna sangwiches while performing Rickrape.
Trent: Yeah well it fuckin sucked.
Chip: You got Rickraped bro....Hard. Rick Astley is known to eat tuna sangwiches while performing Rickrape.
Trent: Yeah well it fuckin sucked.
by crazycyrax June 17, 2009
Get the rickraped mug.Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
Get the women be shopping mug.A dish contrived of elbow macaroni, cheddar cheese. Said to give the consumer a considerable amount style, ease, and overall sexuality.
Mike: chall do homie?
Greg: Oh son you know I be eating that fresh mac and steeze.
Mike: chall gat that steeze on lock-down boy!!!
Greg: Oh son you know I be eating that fresh mac and steeze.
Mike: chall gat that steeze on lock-down boy!!!
by crazycyrax February 24, 2009
Get the mac and steeze mug.