pj's definitions

poonjab

The art of jabbing poon.

mini papadilli yo jabbed that fat chick in her poon.

by pj November 12, 2003

Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003

boywonder

pretentious homosexual who wears his thinly disguised toupee like an aged nun's merkin; frequently rambles on about his incontinence and love of internet porn

After that curry last night I did the biggest boywonder in the loo.

by pj March 26, 2004

schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

Well...YOU KNOW!

This was a phrase that has been thrown around and can fit in just about in any situation...but mainly serves to piss seby off, which it is extremely effective at.

PJ/Matt "Well...YOU KNOW"
Seby "Shut the fuck up"
PJ/Matt "Seby ... Well YOU KNOW"
Seby "You guys are gay"

by pj April 4, 2004

sleepy time

time for going to sleep

"if he doesn't get back here soon, we're gonna be here until sleepy time"

by pj March 2, 2004

ttysoon

a man who uses his anus like a vagina, frequently

"i have an itchy abcess on my ttyson," said pj

by pj January 17, 2004