Wedmin

All the admin, or boring organisation that you have to do when you're planning your wedding, that takes over your entire life and is likely to turn you into a bridezilla. Side effects can include an unfortunate familiarity with place settings and exact colours of ribbon trims.

We spent the whole weekend doing wedmin, but at least now we've booked the caterer and the band.

by missjessica January 2, 2009

Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

by Amalja May 26, 2011

Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

tennessee wedding

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding

You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.

by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020

Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

shotgun wedding

where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy

looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two

by brian o carroll March 31, 2003