Definitions by Amalja

Elvish 

Simply the most kick-ass language ever. Spoken by Elves and comes in two dialects (Quenya and Sindarin).

Awesome person: "ego, mibo orch"
Dumbass: "Why are you speaking Welsh?"
Awesome person: "It's Elvish, and it means 'begone and kiss an orc.' Bitch."
Dumbass: "You're a nerd."
Awesome person: "And proud of it."

Elvish by Amalja December 11, 2011

Grelvish

Badly translated Elvish. The Elvish equivalent of Engrish. So named for an old RP site that made up its own version of Elvish, and called it Grelvish.

Fangirl: *mutters random Grelvish sentences*
Cool Nerd: Hey, I can't understand you! Stop speaking Grelvish and go learn REAL Elvish!

Grelvish by Amalja October 14, 2011

penous 

A spelling of the word penis used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. Synonyms include peanous, peanis, peanus, peenous, penice etc.

Jim: "I gOT wartZ on Meh pEnous"
Bill: "It's penis, get it right, idiot."

penous by Amalja July 19, 2011

lady curtains 

A woman's vaginal flaps.

The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.

lady curtains by Amalja July 10, 2011

fly loaf 

Any food that looks or tastes gross.

Man, that pie was fly loaf.

fly loaf by Amalja July 6, 2011

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

Elvish Wedding by Amalja May 26, 2011

gnome 

the one race in WoW EVERYONE hates, whether Alliance or Horde

went to stormwind yesterday, stupid gnome n00b asked me for all my gold. i /ignored the bitch and told him to kiss my purple night elf ass.

gnome by Amalja May 1, 2011