wedge stanley

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

by DBCaptain August 27, 2006

wedge slut

n. A disgusting LARPing girl who is willing to sell her body for hit points. She doesn't look attractive at all, and is passed around the wedge rat circle muliple times.

That Wedge Slut will give you head for a +2 longsword.

by H.P. Lovecraft January 4, 2005

wedge salad

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.

"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."

by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018

Wedge salad

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

Wedge salad

An ass eating only 69

wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.

by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

Wedge Salad

A sexually pleasing wedgie.

Thud bent me over and gave me the best wedge salad last night.

by Cmananator May 31, 2022