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"Wazzon John hows it going"!!!!
wazzon by Paddy Buck September 4, 2006
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wizeout / wayzout 

A way to end a statement that lets the others know that you were just kidding.

A way to let someone know they have been gullible.

Also said as "zout".
I just won the lottery! Wizeout / Wayzout.
Ahh yer g'ert wazzock
wazzock by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004
A form of "What's up?" or "What is up?", which means, "Hey, how's it going? How's it been? How are you?"
"Hey, Joe! Wazzup?"
wazzup by Anonymous September 5, 2003
The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens resembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.
"Don't mind Geoffrey, He's a wazzock"
Wazzock by Worthatron April 6, 2015

wazzzup!!! 

to say hi or sup, or to be exited
wazzzup!!! by geoff March 9, 2003