geoff's definitions

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 9, 2014

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff July 16, 2008

?

to question, not sure, confused, somethin quick to type to respond

bob:hi
bob:sup?
bob:hello?
me:?

by geoff January 6, 2007

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

shake and burn

To go out for a cigarette.

C'mon, let's shake and burn.

by geoff September 3, 2006

track

One eighth of an ounce of mary J, or 3.5 grams. Street price varies from $20-50 depending on how good it is

A: yo i need a track a nug
B: lemme get fitty dollars then

by Geoff May 4, 2006

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006