Wazzob 

Wazzob
He is the dick of a ضب that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you

Wazzob is defined as a dickhead species

Wazzob by Wazzob's owner November 18, 2018

Wazzob 

Wazzob
He is the dick of a lizard that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you

Wazzob is a type of dickhead

Wazzob by Wazzob's owner November 18, 2018

wazzon 

Cornish for Whats on

"Wazzon John hows it going"!!!!

wazzon by Paddy Buck September 4, 2006

wazzben 

To scream or yell and get stupid about a situation.

Man quit wazzben you aint gonna get caught for stealing water.

wazzben by Al V. January 18, 2008

wazzock

origin - Northern England

An idiot or daft person

Ahh yer g'ert wazzock

wazzock by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

absurd wazzbag 

an absurd wazzbag is the ultimate douchetrad and is the most psychotic sexy haired beast. They have a very illogical personality and is extremely weird. they should honestly be in a mental hospital and they don’t deserve love but they crave it. they prefer to deposit their urine in bags...preferably ziplock bags so they feed their urine to the geese. Once they see a person deserving of torture they get attached incredibly quickly and feast their soul for the rest of their existence. ~riya and suki~

ur such a wazzbag!
suki stop acting like an absurd wazzbag u psycho!

absurd wazzbag by rosyyyyyyyyyyy April 9, 2020

Wazzock

The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens resembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.

"Don't mind Geoffrey, He's a wazzock"

Wazzock by Worthatron April 6, 2015