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Watermelonking 

a super famous person who can never catch a break because his fans are always stream sniping him in bedwars
Omg its watermelonking lets go kill him
Watermelonking by Watermelonking April 28, 2021
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Watermeloning it 

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.
I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .
Watermeloning it by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018

watermeloning 

verb: When you hold a girls legs apart and begin to vigorously eat her out until said female orgasms all over your face leaving it covered in in the sweet vagina sauce, it is called this do to the resemblence to eating one of Gods greatest inventions, the watermelon.
Dude i totally caught Logan daydreaming of watermeloning Taylor.

Watermelonin

Verb; used to describe an African-American or extremely tan person whose bodies produce excess amounts of Melonin, the chemical which allows skin on the body to tan. 'Watermelonin' refers to the racial stereotype of African-American's having an overt fondness for Watermelons, thus anyone with an excessively dark complexion is said to have Matermelonin.
"See that guy there? He goes tanning so much, looks like he's got Watermelonin."

watermeloning 

verb: when you piss on a girl's tits
that Bibi is a right dirty bird, she wasn't satisfied until I'd given her a good watermeloning in her Dad's bed
watermeloning by Miss Teriyaki June 18, 2016

Watermeloning 

After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.
Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"

Watermeloning 

The football tradition of having kids race around with watermelon in their ass crack and the winner doesn’t have to eat the melon yet everyone else does have to eat someone elses
Bro we were watermeloning the freshman yesterday it was fucking disgusting
Watermeloning by Crunchy roll August 22, 2019
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