Textmess

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation

I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.

by Doozieoozie July 03, 2020

Clousy

When the weather turns cloudy. That’s lousy.

Looking forward to a day at the beach soaking up some sun. Weather turned clousy.

by Doozieoozie May 26, 2018

Urinator

A person who pees the most often

Went on a family road trip and Mom needed to go to every road stop to pee as she is the Urinator

by Doozieoozie June 21, 2018

Relationship Swag

Memorabilia from past relationships
Shoe box love

Feeling nostalgic, I decided to look at my old relationship swag, finding concert tickets, pics, coasters, seashells amongst many things and had me some shoe box love.

by Doozieoozie March 20, 2021

Shananigator

A person who instigates shenanigans.

While at a party there was this mischievous, silly guy who was pulling pranks on people. He is the Shananigator

by Doozieoozie June 21, 2018

Fruitsafari

Hunting for the best fruit at the market

I went on a fruitsafari today and found some awesome fruit at the farmer’s market.

by Doozieoozie July 02, 2018

Watermeloning it

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.

I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .

by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018