watermeloning

verb: When you hold a girls legs apart and begin to vigorously eat her out until said female orgasms all over your face leaving it covered in in the sweet vagina sauce, it is called this do to the resemblence to eating one of Gods greatest inventions, the watermelon.

Dude i totally caught Logan daydreaming of watermeloning Taylor.

by NOTalexguebara...maybe April 15, 2010

watermeloning

verb: when you piss on a girl's tits

that Bibi is a right dirty bird, she wasn't satisfied until I'd given her a good watermeloning in her Dad's bed

by Miss Teriyaki June 18, 2016

watermeloning

a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.

Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."

by Skitzo Dancer A April 6, 2008

Watermeloning it

The act of consuming only watermelon because its summer and it tastes so good.

I was offered a nice meal at a summer barbeque but I said, No, thanks. I am watermeloning it .

by Doozieoozie June 30, 2018

A watermelon

Hard on the outside; sweet and soft on the inside.

"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017

watermelon

i'ts a fruit and don't act like you all don't know this

The watermelon fell out of the fridge and onto the kitchen floor because someone did not put it back right, and it rolls.

by I Survived November 27, 2016

The Watermelons

The Watermelons are a four piece indie pop band from west sussex

wuu2 man?
nm probably go see the watermelons tonight
i hear they're great!
love their tune dance strange together

by musicman798 January 26, 2012