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verb: When you hold a girls legs apart and begin to vigorously eat her out until said female orgasms all over your face leaving it covered in in the sweet vagina sauce, it is called this do to the resemblence to eating one of Gods greatest inventions, the watermelon.
Dude i totally caught Logan daydreaming of watermeloning Taylor.
by NOTalexguebara...maybe April 14, 2010
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verb: when you piss on a girl's tits
that Bibi is a right dirty bird, she wasn't satisfied until I'd given her a good watermeloning in her Dad's bed
by Miss Teriyaki June 18, 2016
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After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.
Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"
by Watermelon1987 June 01, 2017
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a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.
Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."
by Skitzo Dancer A April 05, 2008
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