Warshiping

The act of worshipping, but while wearing a nautical hat.

"She was especially pleased when I was going down on her while wearing the 3 cornered hat, but felt the eye patch was a little much."

Katharina demanded a robust Warshiping and serviced in that order.

Warshiping by BeerMonkey May 16, 2021

Cock worshiping 

1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock

2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep

Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak

Cock worshiping by Savethepolarbears September 18, 2019

cock worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.

1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.

cock worshipping by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

Cock Worshiping Whore 

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.

Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.

Cock Worshiping Whore by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

pussy worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.

1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.

2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.

3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.

4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.

pussy worshipping by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

Warshington 

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.

Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

Warshington by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011