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wankopaedia 

Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
wankopaedia by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
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Wankipedia 

Wan-key-pee-dee-A - ADJ

Used as an insult for someone who has said something completely false.

Generally applies to 'know it all' type people who are the self proclaimed authority on most subjects
"America is the leader of the free world"
"Did you get that from wankipedia"
Wankipedia by Mike D. Sanders September 29, 2008
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Wackopedia

Play on wacko and Wikipedia, indicating that truth in language is constantly shifting and ultimately unattainable, as each person adds his or her own definitions.
"Truth is a Wackopedia," said Piotr.
Wackopedia by Jill Elswick June 13, 2008

Wackopedia

Play on wacko and Wikipedia, indicating that truth in language is constantly shifting and ultimately unattainable, as each person adds his or her own definitions.
"Truth is a Wackopedia," said Piotr.
Wackopedia by Jill Elswick June 12, 2008

wankipediac

Someone, usually lazy wankers, who use Wikipedia to do homework, teachers to mark their student's coursework, politicians to find and pass dumb ass laws and what George Lucas looks at online all day while he makes $478.55 an hour doing fuck all.
Mum: Son, are you doing your homework?
Son: Yeah, I found the answers on the web
Dad: Fucking wankipediac.

wankopheliac 

"wankopheliac-rock-n-roll-core dudes"
wankopheliac by Madonna May 22, 2004
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