wacktop

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A laptop used mainly for wacking off.

hey bro dont for wipe off the keyboard when your done i dont want to have a sticky keyboard on my wacktop.

wacktop by ultrawacker January 19, 2011

Words you can keep

wacktose intolerant

Meaning you have no tolerance for wack shit; like lactose intolerant for milk, but "wack"tose intolerant.

"Yo G, wanna hear my phat rhymes??"

"Nah, man, I'm wacktose intolerant."

wacktose intolerant by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006

Related Words

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Wanktop

A laptop used solely for wanking.
It usually smells really bad and looks like a mess!

Anti Christ: Hey man my computer sucks I can't do shit with it.
Jonoo: Get a wanktop, my man!

Wanktop by $WISSIDOL August 31, 2016

Wackopp

A bitch or wack ass mother fukka, lame ass snitch ass nigga, just a fucking goofy

A don’t fuck with bro he a danm wackopp.
Old wackopp ahh nigga fuck you!

Wackopp by Reko Eskabar February 23, 2020

Wackopedia

Play on wacko and Wikipedia, indicating that truth in language is constantly shifting and ultimately unattainable, as each person adds his or her own definitions.

"Truth is a Wackopedia," said Piotr.

Wackopedia by Jill Elswick June 13, 2008

Wackopedia

Play on wacko and Wikipedia, indicating that truth in language is constantly shifting and ultimately unattainable, as each person adds his or her own definitions.

"Truth is a Wackopedia," said Piotr.

Wackopedia by Jill Elswick June 12, 2008

wacktorial bactorial

Another word for marijuana.

Bro, can you sort me out with some wacktorial bactorial

wacktorial bactorial by Dopas Mopas Por Favor August 29, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026