wankophile

It's when one has an obsession with jacking someone off or self masturbation while idoizing the infatuation for tits.

Yo, my brother's friend spent the night lastnight!Geez! Never again, he's such a wankophile!

wankophile by C r e a t o r ☆ April 18, 2018

Tankophile 

A person that is sexually excited or just very passionate about tanks.

Person 1: Just looking at that thicc T28 ass gave me a boner.
Person 2: Damn, you really are a tankophile.

Tankophile by Tank person January 20, 2021

wankpile 

n. A collection of images used for masturbatory purposes. On photo-sharing sites such as Flickr, this will most publicly take the form of one user adding a picture to his/her "faves", whereupon the wankpilee will typically find their pictures amongst a pile of similar photos.
v. The act of adding a picture to your wankpile.

This picture of my new boots has just been wankpiled!

wankpile by shhexy corin December 16, 2008

wankpile 

A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.

A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.

wankpile by Infin1ty January 13, 2008

wankophilia

Fear of masturbation

Humphrey 's mother walked into his bedroom and caught him masturbating. He was so embarrassed he now has wankophilia.

wankophilia by Shitpop October 21, 2015

Cankophile 

A Cankophile is defined as a person that has a deep attraction to cankles and is aroused by them.

These people are a part of the LGBTQC+ community as they are only attracted to the cankles and not the host of the cankles.

I couldn’t resist the way her ankles blended with her calf, I think I’m such a Cankophile.

Cankophile by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Yankophile

Somebody who dresses, speaks, walks and generally behaves like they hail from the US of A when in reality they live with their Mum in a bungalow in Chipping Norton. They bounce when they walk, high five at every available opportunity, talk really loudly and listen to RnB or gangster rap. Some Yankophiles also have a habit of hitching one trouser leg up to their knee. They are hated by everybody apart from the other inbred, binge eating, gangster wannabe miscreants they hang around with.

A: "Did Clive have Polio when he was a kid? He seems to be limping."
B: "No, he's a Yankophile"
A: "Has he lost a lot of weight? That vest top looks like a nightie"
B: "No, he's a Yankophile"
A: "I can't understand a word he's saying. He seems to be talking in some sort of ghetto speak and his fingers look all contorted like he has spina bifida"
B: "Don't worry! He's just pretending to be something he's not in a misguided attempt to gain some sort of respect from his peers. He lives with his Mum in a sleepy Cotswold town and isn't any more gangster that my Nan. Fucking useless, drawling Yankophile."

Yankophile by Dandy Master of the Universe October 16, 2008