Wanktions

When the actions don’t back up the talk

“It’ll be different this time I promise, I’ll show you”
“You say but never show, it’s just wanktions again”

by BousheyMF August 21, 2024

Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.

"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"

by Aleator September 7, 2006

Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.

From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.

by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019

Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011

Wanktoss

Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.

Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

wacktion

The art of a women wacking off a man in the past tense.

Kurt: Sup man, you didnt get home till like 5am this morning. What happened with you and Magie last night??

Nate: Not much man, just watched some TV and thats it.

Kurt: Come on dude, you had to have gotten something. Shes not a prude.

Nate: Fine, I just got a little wacktion last night. Nothing to write home to the parents about.

by N8URFACE March 27, 2010