Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

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Wankling

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.

Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.

by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

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social wanking

Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.

Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.

by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009

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When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.

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man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
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wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!

by Josh ;) February 12, 2009

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browser wanking

A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.

You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.

by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014

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