wacktion

The art of a women wacking off a man in the past tense.

Kurt: Sup man, you didnt get home till like 5am this morning. What happened with you and Magie last night??

Nate: Not much man, just watched some TV and thats it.

Kurt: Come on dude, you had to have gotten something. Shes not a prude.

Nate: Fine, I just got a little wacktion last night. Nothing to write home to the parents about.

by N8URFACE March 27, 2010

Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.

"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"

by Aleator September 7, 2006

Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.

From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.

by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019

wacktronical

one who likes wacking all over there cars and just jumps on everying they can possibly imagine, they also might wack on other peoples dogs and turtles and things of the sort

Evan Green is being such a Wacktronical because he took justins dog and wacked all over it.

by Michael Opley June 27, 2007

wacation

Wacation is when you are traveling for work. It usually involves travel with co-workers to warmer destinations like a conference in Arizona when you live in Michigan. Wacations always allow for paid flights, paid hotels, paid food and alcoholic beverages and some form of entertainment is almost always included.

My wacation involves a week long seminar to Arizona for conferences. They are offering us an extra excursion on the last day of our trip and we are staying for a long weekend to enjoy the warmer weather since it is 20 degrees where I live in Michigan right now.

by Howie L. March 3, 2014

Wanktions

When the actions don’t back up the talk

“It’ll be different this time I promise, I’ll show you”
“You say but never show, it’s just wanktions again”

by BousheyMF August 21, 2024

wackting

When one acts wack

This motherfucker clearly out here wackting.

He, she, they wackted.

by ThumprSounds March 1, 2024