Wankorite

A gent who agrees to be walled-up into a small room, usually attached to a church, in order to devote his life to masturbation and prayer, with meals (and the occasional Hustler) slid under the door.

Bloke 1: Where's Bruce, Bruce?
Bloke 2: Won't be seein' him again Bruce, he's taken orders as a Wankorite.

by hydraulis June 14, 2025

wankometer

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.

"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."

by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009

wankeritis

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

Wankorium

The room of the house for perusal of internet nastiness (preferably with a locking door) where one may "release some swimmers"

Whilst Charles referred to it as his office his Selena knew it as the wankorium.

by Chatsworth Red July 27, 2012

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

Wankatite

The level of desire to masturbate

You ruined my wankatite!

by wtfumean June 4, 2019

wangonite

any of the various members of the W.A.N.G. cult originated in Georgia standing for We Are Nice Guys.

Hello my fellow wangonite

by David December 4, 2003