Wankatite

The level of desire to masturbate

You ruined my wankatite!

by wtfumean June 4, 2019

Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

walkative

The urge to walk a lot, especially after a long period of convalescence.

Xaviera is extremely walkative since her knee stopped hurting.

I used to be extremely walkative in my youth, but arthritis put paid to that.

by Steve the Snake April 24, 2008

Wonkatated

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way

What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.

by i rock :P May 2, 2010

wankette

Idiot

tit
fool
someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'

'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'

by sw33t2def August 18, 2009

wackatiger

1.Like a goth only much less dark and more harry potter. Usually owns a very small scrotum.
2.Person who likes to wack dicks.
3.Gay basher.

1.Yo, that guy over there is so wackatiger.
2.Chris pulled a wackatiger on be the other day.
3.He was arrested for being a wackatiger.

by scro to the tum January 10, 2008

Wanktitus

Wanktitus or wank fever is is a common illness in which someone spends one or more days recovering in bed with cartoons, cups of tea, spare batteries, tissues and pornographic material at the ready. Symptoms may include a clear or white puss and fatigue. Wanktitus is most common in 16- 25 year olds and is often caused by alcohol and or drug abuse, sleep deprivation, Call of Duty and lack of vagina.

''Dammnnn, I think I caught wanktitus off that fridged girl''

by xcronenx July 26, 2012