Wanking off 

1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.

1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?

Wanking off by PapaPalpatine2008 May 15, 2015

Wanking off a Smurf 

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Wanking Dead Dogs off 

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

Wanking Dead Dogs off by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008

Wanking’t dog off 

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.

Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.

Wanking’t dog off by Cwilss March 4, 2024

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

wacking off by Alexanderia October 27, 2006