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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

wacking off

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.
wacking off by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

wacking material 

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
wacking material by Janis August 10, 2005

wacking shaft 

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.
Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night
wacking shaft by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

Wacking it out 

Phrase used to suggest a determined burst of action, similar to "Getting on with it" but with far more *gusto*.
In Maths Class:
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate
Wacking it out by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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