wacking 

wacking off, is to skank off! or get out of something!

i aint going to school today i might go wacking off down the woods!

wacking by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

wacking off by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

wacking material 

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

wacking material by Janis August 10, 2005

wacking shaft 

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

wacking shaft by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

Wacking it out 

Phrase used to suggest a determined burst of action, similar to "Getting on with it" but with far more *gusto*.

In Maths Class:
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate

Wacking it out by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005