1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.
1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
by PapaPalpatine2008 May 14, 2015
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jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.
by Fletcher Cox December 8, 2004
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1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019
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To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005
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A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003
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When a sexy man jerks his penis, giving himself pleasure and cumming everywhere.
Kolby: “Hey, I’m about to go wank off, wanna watch?”
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”

Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.

Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
by José Handjob March 27, 2018
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To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
"I totally kicked their asses in that wank off last night. I managed to beat 4 people in a row"
by XavierPoop January 29, 2014
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