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Wanking Up 

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
Wanking Up by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017
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waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.
It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.
waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.
"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"
Waking up the rocket by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

Waking Up in Vegas 

Verb

- To awake one day in a very undesirable situation. Named after the people who wake up in Sin City flat broke.
Waking up:

- In bed with your best friend's girl.

- Behind bars after a night of smashing car windows with a baseball bat.

- On the sidewalk with a hangover the day after a crazy party.

- Waking Up in Vegas flat broke.

- Etc
Waking Up in Vegas by Lil' B1 July 30, 2009

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!
Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.

waking up in the red sea 

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

waking up the wumpus 

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
waking up the wumpus by Yeebus August 29, 2017
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