Yeebus's definitions

Assgile

Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery

See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile

by Yeebus August 30, 2017

Shitdecker

To absolutely launch something at breakneck speeds

I'm gonna shitdecker this pepsi can into the riot

by Yeebus May 31, 2017

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

waking up the wumpus

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

by Yeebus August 29, 2017