Definitions by Yeebus

Monkey Puzzle 

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

Monkey Puzzle by Yeebus November 29, 2021

Assgile 

Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery

See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile

Assgile by Yeebus August 30, 2017

waking up the wumpus 

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

waking up the wumpus by Yeebus August 29, 2017

Shitdecker 

To absolutely launch something at breakneck speeds

I'm gonna shitdecker this pepsi can into the riot

Shitdecker by Yeebus May 31, 2017