waking up the wumpus

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus
by Yeebus August 30, 2017
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Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.
*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"
by Yeebus November 29, 2021
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Shitdecker

To absolutely launch something at breakneck speeds
I'm gonna shitdecker this pepsi can into the riot
by Yeebus June 01, 2017
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Assgile

Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery
See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile
by Yeebus August 30, 2017
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