folgers

Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.

I woke up crying this morning. That folgers smelled awful

by halfmast June 19, 2010

Folgers

The best part of waking up.

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

by The Pop-Tart Fairy December 15, 2008

folgers

A girl so breathtakingly hot that she gives men an instantaneous erection, hence the word "folgers" (referring to Folgers Instant Coffee).

Dude, have you seen the new girl yet? That chick is so hot, she's a folgers!

by mastert July 7, 2007

Folgers Stop

Folgers Stop
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.

Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

by Jessica, Tamara & Elisea December 21, 2008

folgers can

A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe

I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Folgers Stop

A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.

Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

by Tamara, Elisea & Jess February 21, 2009

Folgers shortcake

The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.

See also, strawberry shortcake.

The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.

by Glen Schraum November 10, 2008