Folgers

The best part of waking up.

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

by The Pop-Tart Fairy December 15, 2008

folgers

Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.

I woke up crying this morning. That folgers smelled awful

by halfmast June 19, 2010

Folger

The act of scamming people, namely by luring them to invest into something and selling on their backs.

- Hey bro, did you buy NanoDogeToken?
- Yeah I did, but then it started dipping, I think I got Folgered again!

by thebtcanon August 24, 2021

folger

v.t.
To replace with a substandard substitute

Who folgered my coffee?

by Mushuweasel September 07, 2005

Folgering

The act of doing somthing right when you wake up that makes such an action the best part of your day

Dude, i woke up and jerked it

i was totally folgering

by The moshia February 22, 2010

folger

(vt.) To change something without informing anyone. First used in Guild Wars, which implemented a streaming patch system that would stealthily introduce updates to the game.

"We've secretly folgered this definition page with a fake one. Let's see if anyone notices."

by Phillip Nunez September 07, 2005

folgers

A girl so breathtakingly hot that she gives men an instantaneous erection, hence the word "folgers" (referring to Folgers Instant Coffee).

Dude, have you seen the new girl yet? That chick is so hot, she's a folgers!

by mastert July 07, 2007