Wank Prank

While someone is sleeping you sneak into their room and put their hand on the dick like they've been wanking. Works best if someone is sleeping with them so they'll see.

Wife: "WHAT why is your hand on your dick have you been WANKING!"
Husband: "No i don't wank! *breaks down*"
Prankster: "YOU JUST GOT WANK PRANKED!!"

Wank Prank by True Story LOL May 26, 2015

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BLUETOOTH PRANK AND WANK

The sex fetish of Bluetooth hacking BLE (Bluetooth Low Energy Device) enabled sex toys such as the Lovense Hush, for the purposes of masturbation or sexual arousal

When solely done for hacking purposes it's simply called "Screwdriving"(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.

Wife: "Dammit, Jim, stop hitting the activation button, I'm at work!"
Husband: "It's not me. It's probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and wank, again! Hey, why do you have it on at work? "
Wife: "See you later, babe..gotta go" *click*

BLUETOOTH PRANK AND WANK by slipandslur October 3, 2017

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wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

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Wank plank

A thin-necked, floyd rose wielding guitar, built exclusively for shredding and other high speed guitar playing.

ie. Ibanez Jems, Esp, Superstrats etc...

Dude, Steve Vai's pink wank plank is sexy!! He can play 40 notes per second!!!!!

Wank plank by Larocs March 23, 2007

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Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.

YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.

Plank Wank by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013

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Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

Plank Wank by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

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plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

plank wank by Tim August 7, 2003

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