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Wankdoodle 

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.
"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."
Wankdoodle by 6446 October 18, 2011

Wang Doodler 

When you have a girl hanging from a fan upside down, while giving you a blowjob. Formally known as the yangtze massacre
I was pipin this bitch and she pulled out a rope and gave me the best wang doodler EVER!
Wang Doodler by Condon Nick February 28, 2009

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.
Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?
wangdoodle by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Wangdoodling 

When a Male gets overly drunk at a club then walks over to a woman and pulls out his penis and shakes it like a fucktard
Joe: Hey there
Woman:Hi
Joe: Hey you want to see something
Woman:what?
Joe:Wangdoodle!!!
wangdoodling is looked down on as it is highly obnoxious
Wangdoodle is the same word without and "ing"
Wangdoodling by kikikilololsmlm November 8, 2011

wangdoozle

Someone that is a complete and utter idiot that doesn't know what the f**k he's doing.
You are a total wangdoozle
wangdoozle by Wonton Noodle Soup February 2, 2017

wangdoodle

A dissapointly small penis or a toddler penis.
"I couldn't even feel it- he totally has a wangdoodle"
wangdoodle by DEE S. December 9, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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