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wangboozle 

trying to con, cheat, scam, screw, sex up, beat up, ect
man you are alaways trying to wangboozle me out of money!

hey lets wangboozle that guy because hes a bitch!

dam i would love to wangboozle that girl !

i paid for one cheeseburger and i got two, man i really wangboozled them.
wangboozle by john schauer January 3, 2007

Wankdoodle 

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.
"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."
Wankdoodle by 6446 October 18, 2011

wangdoodle

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?
wangdoodle by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

wangoogle 

the tip of skin underneath the fat bellend of some FUCKED UP TWAT
oh yeh, yeh, just like that, tickle it, no, NO, lick it, yeh, yehhhhhh, touch my wangoogle like a wet sausage
wangoogle by erectism January 10, 2008

Wangdoodling 

When a Male gets overly drunk at a club then walks over to a woman and pulls out his penis and shakes it like a fucktard
Joe: Hey there
Woman:Hi
Joe: Hey you want to see something
Woman:what?
Joe:Wangdoodle!!!
wangdoodling is looked down on as it is highly obnoxious
Wangdoodle is the same word without and "ing"
Wangdoodling by kikikilololsmlm November 8, 2011

wangdoodle

A dissapointly small penis or a toddler penis.
"I couldn't even feel it- he totally has a wangdoodle"
wangdoodle by DEE S. December 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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